Unfortunately someone else already used the title "50 Shades of Wrong" for another article elsewhere, so I decided I probably couldn't get away with repeating it.
So, this book. I'm up to page 110, the margins of the pages have notes scribbled everywhere and the blank pages in the back of the book are filled with generalized notations. Honestly, I don't know how much more I can bring myself to read. I've skimmed ahead, and things do not seem to improve as the story goes along.
Let's start off with what I don't have a problem with:
The author (mostly. I'm going on the assumption here that she doesn't know any better because she didn't spend years honing her craft and getting rejected by publishers/agents... and that maybe one day she will look back and think "oh god, I did I really publish that?")
The sexual content, in regards to BDSM. I know other authors who write this erotic genre and agree it has its place. Those authors have spent time researching and making sure the content is correct, because as authors, don't we at least owe that much to our readers? I do have issue with the sexual content as to how James portrayed it, but we'll get to that later.
Now for what I do have a problem with...
Honestly, I thought I would never read another heroine who frustrated me as much as Bella Swan, but I have been proven wrong. Anastasia "Ana" Steele is insipid, immature, naive to the point of stupidity. She thinks of herself as ugly, ungainly, uncoordinated (sound familiar Twilight fans? And yes, I do know that this 'book' started out life as a Twilight fanfiction), yet every single male character we meet in the story is in love with her, and of course Christian Gray is wildly jealous.
The actual characterization is inconsistent (in both characters) which makes things even more frustrating.
Besides having Bella's bad traits, its like James also decided to stick Ana with every bad, cliche romance heroine attribute.She's always irritated, or squirming, or peeping up through her lashes (my god, if she does that one more time, I will take this book to my shredder) or saying "oh my" (69 times through the entire book, apparently), or 'holy s*#t' (65 times) or 'holy f^!k' (about the same, 65-ish times), I'm surprised I haven't had an aneurism from the sheer frustration of it. And then there's the fact that she is afraid of him, of his 'punishments' and making him angry, yet she goes ahead with everything anyway. She lets him do what he wants because she is afraid of losing him. This book should actually be used as a manual on how to spot an abusive relationship. Because that's exactly what it is.
Christian... where do I start. He is emotionally manipulative, and in my opinion classically and entirely emotionally abusive. I think its a cop-out that his 'lifestyle' choice is explained away by an abusive childhood. Yes, I suppose its plausible, but its also perpetrating the bad stereo types of people who enjoy BDSM.
I don't think his childhood abuse should be used as an excuse or reason for his treatment of her. The way he treats Ana is unacceptable on all levels.
Even though he's warned her away (is that supposed to make it all better?) he tracks Ana down at her work, and even uses her mobile/cell phone to find her. Just like Edward watching Bella sleep, that is not charming, people. That is disturbing.
I had big issues with the relationship portrayed in Twilight. Its as though James took the worst traits of Bella and Edward's relationship and amplified them.
Relationships are my livelihood. Yes, I write romance and I make sure my characters are always in an equal, respectful, loving relationship, because THAT is what we all deserve. Even if they have dark pasts, or deep psychological issues, or don't start the relationship as equals, I make sure these issues are worked through in the course of the story, or leave the reader with the sense that the issues will continue to be resolved.
So, as I said, I had big issues with the relationship in Twilight and always questioned what sort of example that was setting for all the teenage girls who were ga-ga over it. Well, this book is even more concerning. All these people who say this book is so fabulous, do they really think this is an acceptable way for a man to treat a woman? Honestly, it made me feel physically sick.
As I also said above, this book only reinforces people's misconceptions about BDSM. Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't have the first clue about that kind of stuff. It doesn't interest me, but I have gleaned a small amount of knowledge from the authors I know who write it, and in reading/critiquing excerpts of people's works.
I can understand some people involved in BDSM will have a written list of rules, but the list of 'rules' Christian gives Ana is so wrong, it quite clearly crosses even BDSM lines.This is a list of rules to control every aspect of her life. What she wears, how often/when she eats, how often she goes to the gym and beauty saloon. That is not BDSM, that is abuse. It might even be some form of illegal detainment. IT IS NOT SEXY.
According to the research I've done since I started this book, unsurprisingly, real people who like BDSM behind closed doors, are mostly normal, everyday people. Yes, there are the 1% of sickos out there involved in BDSM. But like every aspect of our community, they are the few. You can't judge people by their apparent lifestyle choice.
I'm quite sure that many people who like BDSM have respectful, loving and equal relationships outside of the bedroom rules or role playing. It makes me mad that Christian's predilections toward BDSM is used as a reason for him being an emotionally manipulative, borderline stalker.
What plot? Okay, maybe that's a bit harsh. But many of these scenes are so contrived, cliched and banal that its insulting as a reader. Plus some of the scenes have eerie echos of actual scenes in Twilight... Even if it is a fanfiction, couldn't James come up with something a little more original? The storyline seems fairly meandering, and unlike actual erotic romance where every sex scene needs to move the relationship or storyline forward, the sex scenes in this book seem to be in there for no reason at all, besides sex.
If this is the 'edited' version the publisher has put out, then I'd hate to see the original draft. Honestly, Random House, it is quite obvious this was a money-making venture only. I understand your company needs to make big bucks to stay afloat in this market that is being eaten up by e-books, and for every author like EL James who makes a gazillion dollars, you can afford to take a risk on a new, unknown author.
But is it really worth putting your name on something as embarrassing as this? Couldn't you have taken a bit more time to work with James to get rid of the ridiculous amount of repetitive writing, the cliches, the Impossible Simultaneous Action? Not to mention the places where she states the obvious. Give the readers some credit, we're not imbeciles. Hitting us over the head with it isn't going to help one little bit.
Oh, and I can't help but mention the continuous misuse of 'subconscious' which is joined by her 'inner goddess' at some stage, and is equally as annoying. Your subconscious is where your mind or body reacts at a level you are mostly unaware of, hence the 'sub'. When she talks about her 'subconscious' arching a brow and tapping her foot, it makes me crazy. Did James mean the conscience that many people think of as either an angel or devil on your shoulder, telling you what's right and wrong? Couldn't the editors at Random House even manage to fix that, or did they just not care?
I understand that the English language has always been an evolving one, and right now we're in a phase of the language changing faster than ever before. And I know a lot of people would argue that it's actually de-volving, or deteriorating. In Australia (and I assume its true for other western countries) we're having a serious problem at the moment with our younger generations not being able to spell correctly or understand the proper use of grammar and punctuation when they leave school.
I always assumed on some level that publishers had a responsibility to ensure the books hitting our shelves were at the least written to an acceptable standard. Yes, the editors may have technically fixed the spelling, grammar and punctuation, but it is still an awful shame that this extremely poorly written book has been exposed to so many people.
I cannot comprehend how so many women think this is the best book they've ever read. Its simply frightening.